The Matriarchy of The Kingdom of Mist is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Reihard with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 1.956 billion Kingdom of Mistians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistia. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kingdom of Mistian economy, worth 115 trillion fogs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,829 fogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Mist's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reihard.

The Kingdom of Mist is ranked 35,342^nd in the world and 2,015^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.